“Spit it out right now!” …well then.“Seventy-Five thousand homes were destroyed.”
Perfect.
“Every entry after that was the same way.”
Yes.
“And anyone?” I ask after a moment.
Oh, okay.
“Over the centuries, wine has been drunk out of a variety of glasses, ranging from heavy beakers to delicate crystal flutes.”
I don’t drink, so I can only assume this is a metaphor. …No, I still don’t know what this means.
LOU: Because he’s dead, John. Dead is what he is, so we have to get used to using that word to describe him.
Bwaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
”%$&# THAT!”
*Translation of ancient Asgardian swearword
from Deadpool Team-Up: BFFs (featuring Thor)“Consider the idea that the Martians might decide to make war on us—and win.”
…….. In that case I doubt I’ll be getting laid any time soon.
a romantic story
And they lived happily ever after.
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Do you remember this picture?
Reblog>Click the picture> And see what happened! YOU’LL BE SURPRISED!
ounwwLovely :’)
yayyyyy
god bless that ladyy
At first:
Then I reblogged and clicked the picture:
That lady deserves a medal.
god bless you miss <3
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
OMNGGGAEGADHGKJ
Awe that’s so sweet!!
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what if every time you yawn a ghost takes advantage and puts his ghost dick in your mouth
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When your parents forget your name
Nigga, how many kids do you have?
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